She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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