ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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