Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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