your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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