dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Panties = found
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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