So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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