Dual....:-)
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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