Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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