you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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