Say something about gay babies.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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