He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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