i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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