Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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