In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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