i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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