We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
He kissed a someone with a penis
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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