do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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