Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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