Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm just crazy horny about you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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