We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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