break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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