is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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