Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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