dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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