You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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