He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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