No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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