I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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