He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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