Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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