her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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