Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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