So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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