Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Your cock deserves a montage
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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