Why are handjobs necessary in class?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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