Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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