Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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