Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize