I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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