Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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