wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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