Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
All the doctor said was why
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