You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Randomize
