I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
he shaved USA in his pubs
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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