Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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