I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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