Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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