Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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