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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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