I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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