Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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