Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
