Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
then he tried to convert me to islam
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Terrible idea I love it
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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